The Land of Elsewhere — Everything is possible, especially the probable

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Municipal affairs

Officials insist the celestial body was invited in a strictly advisory capacity. The tides have been asked to wait outside.

By our correspondent in mild disbelief

Elsewhere, elsewhere

OTHER MATTERS REQUIRING YOUR UNDIVIDED DISBELIEF

Culture & other disturbances

The bequest includes light rain, two appointments, and a feeling that something has been forgotten.

Public notices

Last seen heading in a promising direction. Answers to “surely this way.” May be accompanied by a small doubt.

CORRECTIONS & CLARIFICATIONS

Yesterday we reported that nothing had happened. Nothing has since contacted our offices to deny the allegation.

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